welcome to Alex's abyss (LOLJK have fun)
Wild hearts can't be broken

xombiedirge:

Maniacal by Dave Correia / Tumblr - 16” X 20” print, S/N timed edition.

Joking Aside by Jon Wayshak / Tumblr - 20” X 16” print, S/N edition of 50.

Part of the Comic-Con exclusive prints available from Zero Friends, booth #5502, at SDCC.

Prints are also on-line, simultaneously with Comic Con, from July 24th until 28th 2014, HERE.


bloody-dragon:

IF YOU’RE BROKE AS ME BUT STILL WANT TO GROSS PEOPLE OUT ON HALLOWEEN, HERE YA GO.


YOU NEED:

-WATER
-FLOUR
-TOILET PAPER
-SOME DARK EYESHADOW(black, greens and browns)
-SOME RED MAKEUP(lipstick, eyeshadow or whatever)
-FAKE BLOOD
-2 HARD BIG BRUSH, 1 SMALL BRUSH, A MEDIUM SPONDGE(can be found at any hobby store. Take the cheapest you can find).

optional: powder brush and blue food dye.

Be super creative and make really gross wounds. To make it look deeper, just build up layers.
Rice and spaggeti can be used as worms and maggots.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Blitz means camera flash.


ok im tired of the bullshit

gangrelatedactivity:

wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?


daily-infographic:

Neat: Visual History of the YouTube Player (2005 to 2013)
http://daily-infographic.tumblr.com/


australianpikachu:

australianpikachu:

*leaves facebook forever*

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snorlaxatives:

do you ever just get in a mood where you really fucking love cereal


inspirationde:

Jah by Andrey Krasnov - http://bit.ly/1k8LGmg


sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."


So the drugstore I was in today had a perfume display. Here are some of the perfumes I came across.

anangelandhistractor:

swiggityswagkarkatsafag:

the—apothecary:

jessicarabbit:

tenr0se:

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Dirt

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Funeral Home

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Weed

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Grass

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Holy Water

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Laundromat

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Leather

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New Zealand 

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Play-Doh 

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Wet Garden

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Tomato

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Suntan Lotion

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Sex on the Beach

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Riding Crop

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Soap

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And Finally, Swimming Pool

"No officer, for the last time, I did not smoke weed. Thats just my new perfume, cannabis flower"

I’ve wanted my whole life to smell like New Zealand

mine already does





roachpatrol:

sweet-bitsy:

We’re in the year of 2014 and only now have we gotten photographic evidence of dragons petting cats

omfg


radhomo:

my new favorite color