welcome to Alex's abyss (LOLJK have fun)
Wild hearts can't be broken

burymeinchanel:

Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber


jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future


baebees:

kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

what the fuck is thuis.w aht does it mean


zohbugg:

thirteenfunbreaker:

sliverdemon:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

Also, Superman

Kinda reminds me of that guy who made a cardboard Blue Falcon wrapped around a big tricycle.

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School: no shoulder-revealing shirts
Student: why?
School: you might ferociously anal fist each other in the hallway

thesepaperkites:

carey mulligan is so incredibly cute like no matter

if she has short hair she’s cute

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or long hair she’s cute

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or black hair she’s cute

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or brown hair she’s cute

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or blonde hair she’s cute 

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and she has the cutest dimples

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and the cutest little nose

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and the cutest brown eyes and the cutest cheeks and the cutest smile oh gosh oHMAN CUTEY MULLIGAN

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a-kov:

greenandsilvermarshmallow:

snazzyisclassy:

snazzyisclassy:

hot things to say during sex:

  • have u accepted my dick as ur lord and saviour
  • fiR E I N THE H O LE
  • gotta g o fa s t
  • u put the edible in incredible
  • o l é
  • u get a little angry when ur hungry
  • neigh
  • PON PON WEI WEI WEI
  • inserting tab A into slot B
  • peekaboo let’s peek at u
  • wow that s kind of
  • yiPPE KE YAY
  • cha cha real smooth

I lost it at the last one

have you accepted my dick as your lord and savior


fuckinq:

I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me


aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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photosynthesexual:

running-hunting-deducing:

sherdoor:

smallnico:

if you were a twin in ancient rome they would name the firstborn and then name the secondborn after the firstborn

except 

if your older twin’s name was geminus, your name would be anti-geminus

that is the equivalent of naming your children steve and not steve

so what happened when triplets were born 

Steve, Not Steve, Definitely Not Steve.


lgbbq:

The farther away from valentines day it gets the funnier it is


dlubes:

bae caught me slippin


jonasbrothers:

when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to


avolating:

do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad