Irreplaceable

kristina100000:

slimeetopia:

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misa amane and light yagami

posts that im bringing into 2022…

were–ralph:

augustdementhe:

thestereotypebuster:

thestereotypebuster:

I got THE worst possible Tumblr ad

I’m gonna put it under the cut for the daring. I will say, Tumblr sure is a lot more lenient with advertisers violating their community guidelines.

Keep reading

Huh.

I guarantee it’s worse than you could Imagine

manicfmr1:

kosmogrl:

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me and the 7-11 cashier

edwardbateman:

this is what is happening between us when i like your vent post

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purpleisnotacolor:

evillordzog:

Sound on

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I had to make this lol

bumblequinn:

rippleskip:

Being nearsighted makes sense to me, it’s like having a render distance. The concept that some people are farsighted scares me, what do you mean you can’t see things the closer they are to you

fun fact: farsightedness used to be as common as nearsightedness, until as recently as about 50 years ago, when nearsightedness suddenly exploded all over the world. now it’s EVERYWHERE - and no one knows for sure why!

common sense has long blamed “near work” (i.e. reading and writing), or screen time, but research hasn’t been able to show any correlation between these things and myopia. instead, one working theory is actually that not getting enough sunlight is to blame (studies comparing children whose schools allowed for more outside time versus those who had them mainly indoors seem to support this).

moral of the story: sun responsible for glitch which causes render distance limit to become inverted

metroid-fusion:

charlottan:

oh youre bisexial? name two of every thing

god said this to noah

rowantheexplorer:

ruelukas22:

eliciaforever:

artikgato:

aprillikesthings:

zillyart32:

gallusrostromegalus:

auntytimblr:

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

askfordoodles:

owlinadayswork:

nitocrisss:

dankmemeuniversity:

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dont get me wrong this is #mood but just try eating a piece of bread with salt. please, seriously. ok? at least a tiny bit. salt helps with nausea, bread calms the stomach acid. if you really can’t face eating anything, just lick some salt like a damn elk, then wait and see if you can manage the bread. make some broth if you’re into that kind of thing. no spices, yes salt. if you’re feeling too weak and shaky to do much, just have a cup of tea with sugar (energy) and lemon (again, good against nausea). nibble on the lemon first, it will feel good, but don’t overdo - citric acid on an empty stomach is a majorly bad idea. take care of yourself, you’re the only you we’ve got

You’re the only you we’ve got”

“just lick some salt like a damn elk” is the new “touch grass”

laguzmage:

loafed-beans:

the-mighty-birdy:

libertarirynn:

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Tossup between B and E 🤔

yeah that sounds about right

D, A, then E in that order

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Warning: do not delete any sideblogs

normal-with-adhd-is-a-joke:

capturecharlesau:

candychameleon:

I’ve been seeing it happen to a handful of people, but apparently if you try to delete your sideblog you will end up deleting your MAIN tumblr account entirely as well

I don’t know if this is a bug or something, but I’ve seen it happen to ~4 people now, so until this possible bug gets worked out do NOT delete any of your sideblogs unless you want to risk deleting your account entirely

You know….. It WOULD BE NICE TO KNOW THIS BEFORE—!!!

But seriously I now learned my lesson hehe Re logging to warn more people! DO NOT DO THE SAME MISTAKE I DID!!

this is current as of 6/8/2023

xbuster:

punkitt-is-here:

kud-lucas:

gcnrainbowroad:

magiashley:

i love the sonic adventure 2 battle intro cause of that stupid animation knuckles has in it

i can’t find a gif of it can somebody please post it

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wait hold on. does it just say kukle.

It actually says “KUCKLE”

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dilfdubois:

falewife-deactivated20230630:

entranas:

the bloker (british joker) would say ‘cheer up batman mate’

you really need to learn how to 'ave a laugh, bats

tags from @sebdoesnothing which read "to the bloker its just a regular nandos"ALT

evilscientist3:

evilscientist3:

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mp-lily:

oriocookie:

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

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she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

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